Happy Friday everyone! It is a rainy, gloomy Friday here, I guess I spoke too soon about summer being here.
So I was talking with Chris last night and somehow the topic of conversation became my sense of humor, and apparently how vulgar it is. I was on the defensive until I really thought about it….he’s right. I have a fairly offside, inappropriate sense of humor.
See, my theory is that since I work in social services dealing with pretty stressful and upsetting cases, this is my outlet. My time to laugh at stupid things to put life in perspective. Chris’ theory? That I’m a dirty sailor.
I grew up with an older brother, and three male cousins I saw daily. I grew a thick skin and a potty mouth before I was potty trained. I remember the day they taught me what ’69’ meant, and I ran around screaming “Siiiiiiiiiiiixxxxxxxxxxttttttttyyy-Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!” for days. I wonder why the nickname “Classy Carly” never stuck??
So clearly, when I saw one of the newer Lonely Island videos, I not only laughed, but sent it to a few friends with inappropriate notes attached.
This is why I know some of the most offensive, offside jokes you can hear. I don’t stand by any of the messages in the jokes, but sometimes we have to take life lightly.
It’s also why I hope you guys find the following pictures as hilarious as I do:
This is Sean Connery’s keyboard. 😉
Okay, I hope my inappropriate sense of humor brightened your Friday morning! If it did, please email Chris and tell him he is a party pooper.
Do you have an “offside” sense of humor?